Attention: There appears to be two strange children dancing on the left corner of this page. (go ahead, look at them...) We don't know why they're here, or where they came from, but let us assure you...we are trying to remove them.( Ok....stop looking at them now...they like attention)

For our sake and the children in zimbabwe, listen to the perverted German..."This website will be up soon and will be chock full of information about things that absolutely nobody cares about or needs to know. Oh, and there will be flash animations and other crap.....well basically just flash animations....no info." (Trust us....the last time we didn't listen to the German he got naked and thrusted in our general direction for an awkward amount of time. It was just awful)